hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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