You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
