did you get engaged???
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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