To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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