I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you would pick up someone in the library
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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