I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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