Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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