i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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