I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I believe in your delicious
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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