I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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