whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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