It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Randomize
