this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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