Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I want to have your abortion
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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