Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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