I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We don't watch enough power rangers
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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