Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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