If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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