i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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