Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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me + whiskey = a bad person
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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