no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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