Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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