is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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