You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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