She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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