This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthdayâ€
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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