my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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