will power is for people who don't want to get laid
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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