yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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