i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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