But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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