god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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