I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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