the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Where is the hickey?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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