So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
There are leaves in my underwear?
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