she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Even my vagina gasped.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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