you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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