Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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