who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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