I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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