I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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