you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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