at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I will die if light touches me.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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