She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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