I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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