Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Found the puke drawer
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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