handjob tips. give me some.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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