She said her name was "party"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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