i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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