NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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