The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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