yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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