Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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You kept calling me your small dog last night.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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