im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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