It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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