She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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