just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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