My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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